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This is from a funniest chain of emails I kept. The story is based on BIG BROTHER from Channel 4.  It was started by Hannah Cheney and then we all chip in few stories of our own.   Enjoy !! 
 

DELTA BROTHER is coming to you!
 
DELTA GIRLS:
 
*Hannah
*Bexie
*Laura
*Holly
*Eve
*Liz
 
DELTA BOYS:
 
*Ian
*Chris
*Daniel
*Andy
*John
*Hito
 
New Arrivals (later in story)
 
*Jim
*Dom
*Chris M 

DAY 1  (Hannah's version)
 
The boys arrive in the DELTA BROTHER House one by one..... in the order shown above....
Boys introduced each other to one another...checking each other out!
 
DELTA BROTHER SPEAKER: Boys get ready for the girls..
 
The Girls start to arrive in the DELTA BROTHER House one by one....in the order shown above...
They start oooohhh and aaarrrhhhhssss at each other with hugs.  Once everyone has introduced each other to one another...they run for the bedrooms to dump their loot on the beds.......
The girls were faster than the boys so they got the double beds whereas the boys ended up having crappy bunkbeds!
 
CAMERA: close up shot on boys faces.....Ian looks like he is going to cry! 
 
A few minutes later...Ian does his famous wail!!! i wanna double bed! not fair...wail...... John puts his arm round ian and gives him a hug...dont worry..am sure things will soon sort themselves out....(Watch this Space..............)
 
Laura and Holly decide to share their double bed and let ian sleep in the girls room......
The boys start moaning cos they feel left out!
Ian decides to get change putting his shorts on......while everyone sits on the sofas deep in converstation..talking about what they have bought with them in the DELTA BROTHER House..
 
Ian walks in the room to join in the converstation...and said..ooooooh i have bought a blow up sheep cos i am gonna miss the ones outside.... and tells the lads they can borrow the sheep anytime they like!  the girls laugh and say....well we all have bought our "friend" with us! 
 
john embarks the story of how he has bought his egg with him and hopes that it will hatch during his stay at DELTA BROTHER.......
 
Hito tells the others that he has bought lots of toothpaste with him...cos he puts lots of it on his face everynight before going to bed!
 
Liz tells everyone about all her men..and how she has bought her photo album with her of all the men she has fallen for.....
 
more to continue...

 
DAY 2  (Hannah's version)
 
Ian is getting bored.....so he strolls round the room..... (AH! - thinking...am gonna go to the bedroom!) He walks to the girls bedroom where he now stays on one of the double beds....
 
CAMERA: A close up shot of Ian going through his suitcase.....looks like he has found his blow up sheep!
 
He sits down on the bed and starts to blow it up....and then gets the KY jelly out....He starts moaning..groaning with pleasure....
Theres a EEK! coming from across the bedroom and it came from Hannah who was asleep at the time and waking up Bexie.....
 
CAMERA: Hannah and Bexie Stare at Ian with mouths open at the sight ..(Ian with his william  inside the sheep!)
 
Ian looks rather embarrassed and said....i thought i was all alone in the bedroom!  Hannah and Bexie leave the bedroom to join the others on the sofas!
 
A converstation strikes up of wierd sex as Hannah and Bexie tell the others what they saw in the bedroom!  Laura tells ths others how she gets a thrill of having sex in public places and her favourite one is on a plane as she has joined the HIGH MILE club (hope i got it right! Lol) and tells the others once they get out of DELTA BROTHER House that they all have to join up!
Daniel tells the others how he likes having sex in the sea as he is a surfer dude and practically lives in the sea!! and then starts telling everyone how he misses his surf board!
IDEA: why dont we have surfing lessons in the big pool outside if DELTA BROTHER will provide the surf boards and then a TASK is then performed!
 
Daniel goes in the Diary room to plead with DELTA BROTHER if they will provide the surf boards!!........Watch this space........................................
 
Chris is a clean freak so he is in the kitchen mopping up the floor and doing the drying up.....Hito joins him and they have a conversation.......(Silence....no words can be heard! Damn- wonder what they are talking about!?? ...........)
 
Eve breaks out singing songs from OASIS!!!!.........the others join in and soon all the DELTA GIRLS are up and dancing......John says...lets do the FULL MONTY.....and gathers the boys to go in the bedroom to practice the dance moves....he then goes in the girls room to drag ian away from the sheep...
 
15Mins later the boys arrive in the room and form a single line infront of the girls who are sitting on the sofas......DELTA BROTHER provides the backing track of  SEX BOMB aka Tom Jones.......
 
What happens next?
 
More to continue..........

 
DAY 3   (Ian's version)
 
THE NEXT DAY IN THE DELTA BROTHER HOUSE..
 
Everyone is outside in the sun Ian is in his shorts and t-shirt told Chris that he is finding this too hot and want to take all his clothes off Chris went a bit red . Eve was sitting next to Chris and said to him is that a banana down there or are you pleased to see me? Chris went into the house to the boy bathroom Laura is watching Ian.
 
Andy got on very well with the girls and John got jealous Andy tells about his love experiences with 500 girls that he had when he was on his geography fieldtrip. And the different positions he used.. and the names he called them all.. Eve admits that she has only slept with one girl everyone looked at her I am lesbian she says.. she asked Andy to help her to find women when they leave the DELTA HOUSE.. okay says Andy.. Holly thinks she is a lesbian but not sure she is a virgin.. she said she want to try it out first to decide if she is a lesbian we could do it say Eve.... no thank you say Holly [she is looking at Hannah.. watch this space]

Liz is moaning about her men again.. Laura is getting fed-up with her she walked into the girls bedroom
 
Chris is still in the boy bathroom..
Hito feel left out in the group so he want to bed.
 
LATER ON.
John told Hannah and Laura in the girl bedroom that Andy is such a liar he said that Andy is a pervert and that everyone should vote him to be the first to leave the house.
John leaves the bedroom and went to the kitchen to help Daniel to make a chicken pie... Ian walked in and help to prepare the long thin carrots to go with the pie..... they put the chicken pie in the oven.
 
HOURS LATER
Hito still sleeping in his bed....
the girls are in the swimming pool and Laura put bath stuff in it and there were foam everywhere..... and John went in... he couldn't hold himself and peed in the pool.... Hannah said I can feel something warm here...... The boys are lying down in the grass....Andy, Daniel and Chris.... Ian moved and sits next to Daniel.... I can smell fags say Daniel....

Smoke coming out of the kitchen... EKKKKKKKKKK says Andy..... Daniel
and Andy ran into the kitchen and taken the pie out.... it was rock hard and black...
Everyone had carrots for dinner... Daniel ate the pie as his punishment....
 
Daniel and Ian are in the swimming pool - it still got foam in it....... John didn't go in and Andy was in the living room cleaning up the table and Chris was cleaning the kitchen floor....
the girls went to the bedroom for girlie chat.... Laura told them what John said earlier in a loud voice and Andy overheard her. Andy looks cross
 
While everyone went to bed and was alseep, Andy stolen johns egg..
 
THE NEXT MORNING
Hito first up.. at 5.00am and was hungry he found an large egg in the cupboard and decided to have egg on toast He cooked it but thought the egg smells a bit funny but thought it was the heat wave that cause the egg to smell he put the egg on the toast and ate it..
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Hito ran around the house waking everyone but Andy up.EEEKKKKKKK screamed the girls watching Hito running
around stark naked.. AHHHHH Liz said she never seen such a big william before Ian was staring at it..
Hito ran out of the house and tipped over Lauras vibrator that was lying on the grass and fell into the dirty swimming pool his head is down in the pool with his legs sticking out... steam coming out of his ears.
What was the matter with you says Hannah.. Hito told everyone he made egg on toast [Andy still asleep in the boy bedroom] what egg said everyone? We did not have eggs here the big one Hito said
 
Johns face went and he went to the boy bedroom and discovered that his egg is missing.. John got really upset and he chased after hito around the living
room wail "do not hit me" say Hito. "Hit Hito" says Bexie in the kitchen.. "Hit Hito. Hit Hito" Hito ran back into the house and Bexie put her leg out and Hito tripped over John hit him in the nose in anger blood is pouring down everywhere in the kitchen and Chris is screaming in vain because he has spent five hours cleaning the kitchen floor last night Ian put his arm round John and gives him a hug [watch this space]
 
DELTA BROTHER SPEAKER: Boys and girls. It is time for you all to
nominate whom you want to leave the DELTA Brother house.
 
What happen next?????
 

 
DAY 4   (Hannah's version)
 
The Atmosphere in the DELTA BROTHER house is of all sorts....
John is upset cos Hito ate his bird......(Shock.....no one has got over that incident!)  Ian gives john a hug and trieds to cheer him up by offering him his inflatable sheep!  Hito is in hiding from John due to gaining a bloody nose....(anyone would have though he did three rounds with Mike Tyson!!)
 
Daniel is a happy soul cos DELTA BROTHER will supply the housemates surf boards to use in the big pool..... once the house mates have got the hang of standing on a board afloat....then DELTA BROTHER is going to provide a task for them!!!!!
Watch this space..............
 
Chris is in a strop cos the kitchen floor is dirty AGAIN!!!!! wail.......I have spent three hours trying to clean the muck and its DIRTY again...wails chris!  Holly runs over to give him a hug and says she will help him out....
Laura is in a flap cos she cant find her vibrator and is running all over the house looking for it.....ian tells her he saw it in the garden....eve goes outside with them to look for the vibrator.....(watch this space.....)
 
Laura..Ian. and eve embark a converstation on who they think people fancy in the DELTA BROTHER house.....eve says she thinks that john has a soft spot for bexie cos she has got him round her little finger...also that andy fancies bexie like mad as he told ian the other night!
All three agree that they think Liz fancys Chris as she keeps flashing her tits at his way....and chris has a thing for melons being the fruit addict he is...
 
SPEAKER....House mates...we have a lovely surprise for you....please gather in the sofa area... We have got three new guests who are going to join you for a week only...
Please welcome the terrible three......Jim...Dom..and Chris M..
 
There is a mix reaction coming from the house mates as they did not really expect to see anymore people arriving from the outside....but are happy to welcome the three into their group so that they can get some juicy outdoor gossip!
 
Jim says that he has got a secret and needs to get it off his chest....glup..."I have got a foot fetish so excuse me if I make a dive for your feet!",...ooooooooooh - coming from Ian...."Jim darlin...you are welcome to play with my feet anytime!" 
Dom tells the house mates where he comes from- "MANCHESTER ROCKS!!!!" ..Oh you will have to ignore Jim...he is a yorkshire lad...... (Dirty looks coming from Jims Direction..........- close up shot from the DELTA BROTHER camera)..
Chris M is rather quiet.....excuse me guys....me is going to go to bed now.....
 
CAMERA SHOT.....Chris M in the lads bedroom unpacking his suitcase and takes out something from his suitcase that the camera cannot identify! - watch this space.........
 
The FULL MONTY was put on hold due to the new arrivals...so looks like we viewers are going to have to wait just a tad wee bit longer before we get to see the DELTA BOYS in their buff!!!- watch this space!
 
More to continue........
 

DAY 5   (Holly's version)
 
Laz is outside in the swiming pool singing God save the queen loudly and Holly is giggling away like mad at her. Eve is not impressed so it wud seem and she goes inside to the couch area along wiv Hannie, Bexie, chris m, and john.
 
Chris R cums out of the girls bedroom complainin that his shoes has been moved and asked the group on the couches if they know anything about it. Ian sees this and goes over to Chris to help him find them.
Eve seems to have a cheeky grin on her face.. does she know anything about it u do think??? (watch this space)
 
Going back to Laz and her oh so talented voice along wiv Holly in the pool,  they're now attempting to sing together! however the song lyrics is not clear at this point.. notice the bottle of Taboo nearby the pool?? Zooming in!!
The group on the couch gets into a very heated debate on 3 sums.. shud it be 2 women or two men?? notice how john is getting touchy feely wiv bexie?  Hannah is very intruiged
 
Chris and Ian are still looking for the missing shoes. and Eve is smirking now... or is it because john's socks have a whiff abt them... by now Ian has given up and goes over to the girls in the swimming pool and asks them what they r singing.. by now Holly throws something at Ian ..... that looks very familar.. Yes! one of Chris's shoe! Ian accuses her of hiding Chris's poor shoes and Holly is sorely confused! she claims that she picked up the nearest thing she cud find.. only its chris's shoe... Laz is still singing and can only make out one line which seems to go like this.. "what shall we do with the drunken sailor.." ...
Will chris believe Holly? why has eve got that wee cheeky grin on her face? is there something that is beknown to us??
 
We shall see.....

DAY 6   (Hannah's version)
 
The gang sitting on the sofas were saying how lucky they are that they can turn off their hearing aids.....mainly to do with the drunken singing outside! Heh!
Chris is in a right strop cos he got a wet shoe...and claimed they were sooooo expensive (£10)  Holly said not to worry...that she would replace them if ness..(fingers crossed behind her back!)
 
Ian runs outside and does a belly flop into the pool sending laura and holly flying out! Laura screams......Eek eek......that was the best flight i had ever been on!!  Ian you should defo join the High Mile Club.......
 
There is alot of noise coming from the Hen Coop....so Laura goes and investigates......she catches dom sittin in the hen coop talking to the chickens......so laura decided to go and join him - being so drunk she is on the Taboo....she starts singing away.....there is a mad flap in the hen coop....all the hens are laying EEGS!!!!!!  Laura calls out to all the others and tells them to come outside....everyone is sooooo happy that they will have some eggs for breakfast!
The housemates make a note - if they want more eggs...just send laura to the hen coop!
 
Bexie and John look rather cosy on the sofa and deep in converstation....
 
Wonder why Eve still has a smirk on her face.. guess we will soon find out.... (Watch this space...)

 
More to continue..........

 
DAY 7   (Dan's version)
 
The next gloomy cloudy day, when the winds were howling outside, the trees were sweaking their branches.  Despite the fact it was June, there was a dark overcast as if it was winter.  The hens were clucking their beaks away in the shed.  In the not so far distance, a howling could be heard by some of the crews from an unknown source.  It sounded like a wolf, but kept changing its pitch.  A sound so unusual that for some couldn't identify the sound clearly over the thundery slapping sound the rains was hitting against the living room wide patio window.
 
Everyone was miserable, sadness past over the Delta Brother crews,
"Why does the weather have to be like this?" moaned Eve,
"Because if the direction the wind is blowing from the East " said Andy matterly of fact, and he continued on "There must be a big storm coming over from the East Coast, out in the sea..."
"Ekk...." Hannah suddenly rudely interrupted, "Oh god, there must be a ghost out in the shed"
"Don't be ridiculous Hannah" Ian exclaimed in his deep tone with a frown across his forehead.
 
Every one was scaring out on the big patio window, looking out on the pouring rains.
 
"Ouch Hannah, release your grip on me" Eve exhaled deeply.
"Eh? What?" Hannah was confused and then suddenly realised she was squeezing Eve's tits by mistake.  She has been frightened by John who claimed that he saw a ghost outside.  "Oh sorry Sweetie"
 
Eve walked to the sofa and crashed on it.  It has been a long boring day for Eve sitting in the living room doing nothing, but watching Chris wearing his usual favorite long flowery apron over his green combat trouser, mopping and scrubbing away the kitchen floor..  She noticed that he wasn't wearing any top underneath his apron, and how he looks sexy the way he moves around the kitchen with his half-bended mop, how he moves his arse swiftly around the kitchen.  It was almost as if he has a rhythmical way of doing the kitchen work.  Eve thought that he must be listening to music in his head and must be trying to pass his the time in the house.  Afterall, there was nothing else to do in this boring old house.  Oh god, how much she could do with a beer...like hell, a whole keg of beer would do everyone some good.  But the Delta Brother crews were low on food allowance money.  Oh Chris gone to the bathroom, closes the door behind him.  Eve now smirked, she wondered what he would be like cleaning the mirror.  In that way, she could see the whole of his body with the reflection showing the front, ohh his flat smooth six packs.  His muscular arms from mopping the floor fiercely every day, all hours long.  Oh damn his flowery apron, with tits drawn on by John, Eve thought.
 
There was this region of the area where the cloth of the apron was shredded out in various random places and covered in black pen.  John was very pleased with his work, as he thought it clearly reassemble true puberty hairs.  Daniel also was impressed with John's work and wanted to contribute to John's work by adding some cut-out of Hannah's long shiny dark hairs, to make it looks even more realised.  But Chris at the time, when he found out about it, was hysterical about it and took away the apron and he could be head sobbing softly in the bedroom.  Laura tried to cheered him up by letting him touch her tits. Chris was clearly uninterested by this, he was too upset about his apron, how it has lost its flowery tendering touch to it.  He has slept with it nearly every night, it was afterall his "comfort blanket".
"Oh, how about I'll touch your tits for Chris" John asked excitedly,
"You fuck off John" and by then John got the message clearly as Laura had given him that crossed motherly looks on her face.  That usually means bad news, as she can throw a bad tadrum.  On the other hand, she has a positive side to her, she's very good at keeping the group together.
 
It was Holly who was to be blamed for the very low food allowance money.  She has apparently mistaken the food list for her sketch pad and scribbled all over it.  The producers couldn't read what the food list were, and thought they were being taken the Mickey for.  They were insulted about it, cos the one of the picture artisally reassemble the BBC Producer Manager's face.  He decided that they should punish them for that.  Holly thought he was cute and mermorised his face when she was interviewed.  But someone had apparently written dick-head on his head.  No one knew who it was.
 
Daniel was most furious about it, he has nothing creative left to cook for everyone.  Cooking was his passion, he likes to experimental things with food.  But for the last few days, all they can eat is the hens eggs.  Scrambled eggs with basil leaves added, boiled eggs topped with black peppers, fired egg with basil leaves added, omelette egg without milk but with basil leaves.  Holly kindly offered some milk for the omelette.
"Hey, how can you do that?" Ian queried "I am most puzzled about this"
"Oh shut up Ian"
Ian walked off and tried to find Andy, he was afterall the one with all the knowledge.  He must be a wise old man, as all old men drink 'cola coke" with rums, don't they, remembering his fond memories of his grandad who was in the Navy.  He liked to drink Navy Rum.  This is what Andy liked to drink.  Oh god, how Ian respects Andy the most.
 
Hito still refuse to eat them after the last egg incident.  There is nothing else to eat, but grass.  He is thinning like a match stick and Rebecca is worried for him.  She cares about everyone, apart from Hannah.  She is jealous of how pretty Hannah is when she is sleeping.
 
Despite the horrible weather outside, Daniel was most excited about having a couple of surf boards in the house.  He is wearing his black Billabong wetsuit, with some oils on his knees.  He is jumping up and down wildly by the patio,
"Oh come on guys, let go surfing out in the rains...." he said excitly.
Ian admires the way Daniel's beer belly clearly visibility shown with his "sexy wetsuit" as Ian like to describe it.  God, he wished for a wetsuit for himself, so that he can show off "his sexy thin body".   Walked around the pool and to be looked as "Mr. Sexy (Vampire)".  He had wanted to stroke Daniel wetsuit, but was pushed away for having mistakenly stoking the genital area.  Ian had mistake it for his small tight arse.
"The most important aspect of surfing is the ability to paddle well" Daniel explains to Hito, who was clearly interested in surfing.  Hito is afterall a keen sportsman as well as John.  In fact, all the lads are now sitting around Daniel, with their legs crossed.  This reminded Rebecca of her primary school, Avenue Junior school, when they used to have assemble.
 
A hand was suddenly raised,
"How do you turn left when paddling?", everyone looked at Laura with disbelief,
"Hey what is wrong with that question?" Holly added, sitting next to Laura.
"Well  isn't that blabely obvious?" John answered, he was pissed off with the way women minds work.  Afterall, they aren't very good map reading, remembering his time in the car with Hannah who couldn't read the map, because her glasses rim was broken.
"Well I'm not really too sure about it either" Rebecca asked confusedly.
"Oh don't worry about it, you'll find out naturally Laura and Holly" Daniel said patiently
 
After the brief lesson, everyone decided they were ready to try the boards out in the pool in the stormy weather.
But Hannah refused to go out in the pool, cos it would ruins her hairs, and she didn't want to spend another hour with the hair dryer.
 
Chris wasn't paying attention to the lesson given by Daniel, he has his mind on something else.  He wants to take a revenge out of John for "fucking" his apron up.  He has planned something, something that couldn't possibly fail, out in the swimming pool.  He is intending on doing something to John with his half bend mop.
 
 
To be continued..........

DAY 8  (Hiten's version)
 
Everyone still hates Hito for eating John's egg (I mean his pet's egg).
But where is Hito. Is he hiding or has he escaped?
 
Laura and Holly are in deep trouble...why??... because they were seen using sign language. This is against the rules as they might b talking abt the nominating the evictee.  Both were ordered to go the Big Brother's room.
Will they be thrown out??
 
Chris becoming irrating 2day!! He had been complaining a lot. "Who used my fackin soap!!",  "Who washed that fackin cup?",  "who used my fackin toothbrush?", "who used my fackin  boxer short?".  Eve looking smug as ever!!
 
Ian also embarrassed himself. He has been calling Hannah, Eve, Liz, Chris, Daniel and Andy and Bexie by the name "Laura"!!  Why is he calling every1 named Laura? Laura gave him a starry look and told him to come to her.  Ian walked to her and suddenly she SMACKED him on his face! Ian clutched his face and start cryin!
 
Andy decided he is so hungry. No food in the kitchen. He went to see if the hen lay any eggs. He open the gate but he forgot to shut it. One hen came out. Andy yelled.. "Oi come back u fucker".  Andy ran after the hen. This hen clucking it way into a house,  Andy kept following as he went under the table, thru the cupboard, the windows destroyin everything in the house. Finally the hen went in bathroom and thhe hen cannot escape. Andy grinned at the hen and came toward it. Unexpectedly andy step on a bar of soap and slip and fell down.  At the bottom of his fall was the hen. "Ooops" said Andy, but Andy later grinned again and said " Lovely"
 
At lunchtime, Andy cooked every1 a lunch in a way of saing sorry for destroyin the room.  Yum yum said every1 while eating the chicken (hen):
 
Bexie: Nice chicken Andy!!
Dan: Where u did get the chicken from? I am sure we didn't order from the shopping list!
Eve: OH MY GOD!!!
Hannah: wot happened eve?
Eve: WE HAVE EATEN OUR PET!!
John: u hardbastard andy!! I am gonna thump u like I did to hito!!
 
John ran after Andy and eventually knee cap his balls.  Andy went " ahhhh" holdin his dick!! He then struggled to go to his room.  All the guys come to terms with the death of their beloved pet!  Hannah still don't understand what happened.
 
The boys r missin the World Cup!! Jim , Dom and Chris M decided to play footie outside.  Also outside in the sunny day, there were all the girls sunbathing. The boys asked the girls to move so they can play in a large space.  Here is their conversation:
 
Jim: Hey ladies..can u all move to one side?
Bexie: wot the hell for?
Jim: we wanna play football in this area so why don't u all move!!
Hannah: Get lost u three stooges!!
Holly: Up Yours!!
Eve: Play ur own balls!!
Liz: Piss off..u r blocking my sun!!
Dom: wow girls..i loved it when u all talk dirty.
Hannah: u dirty git..anyway we wont move so stick that ball up ur arse!
Chris M: Oii.y don't we play for the right to have this space?
Lazz: wot u mean..we play football against you lot!?
Chris M: that rite u scottish bastard!!
Lazz: U heard that Holly...he called me a bastard.
Holly: well he is right.. Oops..i mean he's so wrong!!
Lazz: Rite then...let whip their ass.  COME ON GIRLS.
Bexie: yeah come on.I love to show them that we can bend it like Beckham!
Jim: where I heard that before?
Hannah: no way I am playing football.
Liz: me too...i am so enjoyin the sun.
Holly: u can enjoy it even more when we beat them
Dom: Ha ha...u can never beat us!!
 
After all the verbal abuse, the girls will play against the boy. Whoever wins the match will rule the garden area. In the Girls Team: Hannie, Eve, Lazz, Holly, Bexie, Liz. In the Boys Team: Dom, Jim, two Chris, Dan and John.  Ian was a referee.  Hito is still hiding and Andy is still injured!
 
The match will take 30 minutes. Here is the summaries durin the 30 minutes.  Jim and Lazz r both captain. Ian flick a coin but the coin went over the fence. "u pillock" said Lazz and she slap him. Ian started cryin again!!  Other coin tossed and Jim's team will kick off.
 
0 min:   Dan kicks off.
1 min:    The boys is in control of the game as they kept passing.
2 min:    Holly sent off as she aimed for Dan's own balls!! She claimed that she dunno how to play.
5 min:    The boys is still passin around makin the girls runnin around like the hens
6 min:    Liz so fed u...gone to sharpen her nails while she defends.
11 min:  All girls r so tired as they all lying on the ground catchin their breath.
12 min:  Dan shouted  " pass the ball and I will score now"
13 min:  Dom shouted to his team "let score a goal at the last moment"
15 min: Amazing scenes..all the boys showing their footballing skills.
20 min: The girls still catchin their breath.
22 min: Lazz called all the girls around together.
24 min: Ian went to sleep wiv his whistle in his mouth WHISTLING!!
26 min: closing moment.it is still 0-0.
27 min: Boys still showin their magnificent skills.
28 min: The girls called the boys and flashed their bare chest.  The boy stood admiring wiv their tongue hanging.
29 min: Lazz took the ball off Chris and scored!! YEHHH shouted by the girls.
30 min: full time whistle
 
After the match, the boys seem to be happy.  The girls seem confused.  Dom said that he got wot he wanted anyway. He had a chance to play football and had a bonus of seeing the girls naked. Hannah went to Lazz and want to slap her but Lazz ducked down and she slap Ian instead!!  Ian went off cryin again!!
 
It started to rain....so all the guys went inside. they started to feel bored. Dan said "let play TRUTH OR DARE!!"

To be continued....

 
 
 
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